I just bought a ring that looks a lot like a penis.
I thought I’d put a penis sound in there and call it a day.
However, the ring has no penis sound, so I thought maybe I should take it apart to find out.
I then had to reassemble the ring for a real ring, as I couldn’t find one that had a penis, which I assumed meant it was just a phallic sound.
To be fair, there is a penis ring, too, but I’m sure it is a phallus ring, or maybe a clitoral ring.
This is a ring I bought at a thrift store for £5, so a lot of money went into the ring.
I’m not a big fan of this type of ring, and it has to be replaced after a couple of years of wear.
I didn’t find the ring I wanted on Ebay, so there’s a chance I may have to return it.
Here’s how to make it: Cut the ring in half.
Take out the shaft and the tip.
Cut out the other half of the ring, then trim off the ends to make sure it has no hair.
Then trim off all the hair around the outside of the penis ring.
Take the base off and gently peel off the ring and the shaft.
The base should now look like this: Take the tip and gently pull it off, but don’t pull too hard.
It should be a bit floppy.
Now take the ring out and you’ll find that the penis is gone.
Once you’ve taken the penis out, you’ll notice that it’s a bit rounder.
Take off the foreskin and it should look like a piece of plastic.
And here it is again: Remove the ring’s ring.
You should now be able to feel the penis in the ring after removing it.
Now trim away all the excess skin, then peel it off.
You’ll now have a ring.
If you were to put this ring on your penis, it would look a lot different, but if you do it right, you should be able get the penis noise out of the piece of silicone.
When you’re done, take the penis from the ring you just cut and wrap it in a piece (about the size of a credit card).
Now put it in your pocket and put it away.
Be careful, because it can get very warm in the summer.
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